ilovem

I'm pretty sure that most of the English language was created by a drunken and sadistic librarian who pretty much hated all of humanity. I like to picture her as a young, angry Russian librarian because, hey, this is my story, and I like my librarians youthful and rage-filled. I like to picture her coming home from a long day at the library, slipping into her "angry woman" pajamas and a haze of cheep vodka.  It's been another long day at work-- the only thing people had used the building for that day was either watching videos depicting "inappropriate" behavior on the internet or using the bathroom sinks to take bum baths. As she pours her